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20 Hilarious Dog Jokes To Have You Howling In Laughter

It’s a well-known fact of life that dogs are hilarious.

Their facial expressions, their mannerisms, the things they do, the chaos they cause.

They bring so much joy to our lives as well as so many wonderful laughs along the way.

So, it comes as no surprise that our furry friends are the inspiration behind a tidal wave of gags, jokes, and spoofs.

At BusterBox, we love to have a laugh, so we’re introducing a monthly blog of hilarious jokes you can share with the rest of your pack.

These jokes will be sure to evoke reactions from laughs to eye-rolls but one thing is for sure, you’ll have a tonne of fun going through them!

So, without further ado, our first twenty doggy jokes!

20 Hilarious Dog Jokes

1/ Q. How did the little Scottish dog react when he met the Loch Ness Monster?
He was Terrier-fied!

2/ Q. In English class, why do dogs like conjunctions?

Because dogs love buts

3/ Q. What do puppies and pages of a book have in common?

They’re both dog-eared.

4/ Q. What do dogs get after they graduate from obedience school?

Their masters.

5/ Q. Why didn’t the dog want to play football?

It was a Boxer.

6/ Q. Which dog breed is Dracula’s favorite?


7/ Q. How many hairs are in a dog’s tail?

None! They’re all on the outside.

8/ Q. What breed of dog can jump higher than a building?

All breeds can, since buildings can’t jump!

9/ Q. What did Darth Vader’s dog say to Luke’s dog?

Come on! Join the bark side.

10/ Q. Why did the Dachshund want to sit in the shade?

Because it was a hot dog.

11/ Q. What do dogs owned by chemists do with their bones?

They barium.

12/ Q. What do dogs do when they need to take a bathroom break during a movie?

They press the paws button

13/ Q.  What is a pug’s favorite fall beverage?

Pug-kin spice lattes.

14/ Q. Why are dogs barks so loud?

They have built-in sub-woofers.

15/ Q. What do dogs eat at the cinema?


16/ Q. What do you get when you cross a dog and a ballpoint pen?

Ink spots.

17/ Q. Why aren’t Corgi jokes funny?

All of them are really short.

18/ Q. How do you know if you have a slow dog?

It chases parked cars.

19/ Q. Why did the man make pancakes for his dog?

His dog sure didn’t know how!

20/ Q. Why do dogs love Redwood trees?

They have the biggest bark.

Final Bark

At BusterBox, we believe in having a barrel of laughs, so we like to sprinkle the light hearted with the informative.

Every month we’ll be posting the top 20 funniest jokes out there so you can have good fun guessing them with the rest of your pack!

Enjoy this piece? Be sure to check out the rest of our doggy library and join the pack on our journey to finding our more about our dogs one paw at a time.

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